Sex after 40

A saw this posted today on Craigslist. It was quickly removed, but I thought it was to amazing not to share. Girls remember this.

Dear: women of the world,
I'm so f'ing tired of women who complain about sex! First off, as a guy, we've so much pressure on us to perform it's unreal! Can I get a hard on? How long can I last? Can I make her orgasm SEVERAL times? Can I stay awake afterward? WTF! Do you women realize the enormous amount of work needed to have sex, much less sex after 40?!

Let's go back to our teen yrs WHEN I COULDN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF OF YOU! Recall when I wanted to have sex in the stairway, at the bus stop, during gym under the bleachers, after school before your parents got home, in the parked car, & I even climbed through your window at night while your family was asleep?! & THAT WAS ALL IN 1 DAY! Hell, I could last for hours, shoot my load, & be ready to go again in 15 mins! But what did I hear from you, a young, demure, selfish, cock tease?! "No, wait till tomorrow.", "Let's just cuddle.", "The cat is watching.", & the classic "Is that all you think I'm good for"!

Well, the shoe's on the other foot now & guess what? I'm tired from sheer exhaustion of chasing your cock teasing ass for the last 25 yrs! Constantly leaving me w/ "blue balls" & "whacking off" because you want me to "respect you in the morning"! Well guess what years of cock abuse has done to my sex drive?


Yes, it's your fault I've no interest in sex! Not getting any & whacking off to porn for 25 yrs has desensitized my nerve endings to the point that I feel nothing from my navel to my knees! Fantasizing about every possible way of f'ing your brains out has distorted reality for me! You walking in w/ nothing on under a fur coat pales in comparison to me fantasizing about you rimming my ass while I do you best friend in front of 18 thousand fans at the Staples Center!



It's your fault for teasing away the most potent yrs of my life. You should've taken advantage of my erections from your cat jumping on my crotch when you had the chance, but no! You wanted to just cuddle WTF?

Now, in the height of your sex drive, you want ME to pin your legs behind your ears after a long day at work, & give it to your for more than 10 times a day?! PUH-LEASE! Nope! You see, now you'll suffer the same inglorious defeat I experienced many moons ago. So go get yourself a multi-speed, gyrating, flesh feeling, thingamabob, a handful of Peter North dvds, & come up with some creative ways to sneak around the house & have yourself a little "Par-tay"! Otherwise, be prepared to wine me, dine me, take me golfing, & stroke my little ego until I'M IN THE MOOD!


And don't give me that crap about getting some "young, dumb, & full of cum" kid. I'll divorce your ass so fast your fallopians will get twisted! And afterward, I'll get the chance to re-live those glory years with some young, nubile, tight bodied, coed looking for a sugar daddy! Even if it is once a month!

So, the next time you're thinking about making some smart ass remark like, "Mr. 5 min. man", just remember that 25yrs of neglect is the reason why Mr. Willie doesn't get excited 2 see your ass anymore!

Radical Tea Parties

I’ve been hearing an awful lot lately about people hating the recent bank bailouts. I just want to go on record right now and say I’m not pleased either, but I understand why they are needed. What people are falling to recognize is that over the last thirty years we as a nation have undergone so much deregulating and taken government out of the market that we have built our own grave. By allowing a very small amount of massive banks and corporations to become the backbone of our country we put all our eggs in one basket. These companies are struggling for one reason or another. Most due to bad choices, but these companies are still our backbone. If a company like GM goes under all of their subsidiaries goes under with it. Most people have no understanding of what GM actually owns. http://www.ge.com/products_services/index.html

A Local Los Angeles example is as follows: 2008 had the highest grossing films of all time. Yet the town as a whole suffers from layoffs and bankruptcies. Companies are hurting. Not because of their own sales, but because their parent companies are hurting and the pain is passed down. GE is hurting in other areas so NBC UNIVERSAL feels the pinch.

These few companies are our economy. Why? Because we let it happen. We let the free market run unchecked and now all of America is owned by a few corporations What people so often forget is that when you allow a free market to run unchecked for a long enough period of time you will have fewer and fewer companies, and eventually you get Monopolies. Think about the game monopoly. As the game goes there are few and few players until there is only one player (company) that owns everything.

Worst part of all of this is if we would have stopped all of these buyouts and mergers in the first place we wouldn’t need to care so much about a few banks going under due to bad choices because there would be a hundred more right behind them doing fine. We have allowed to much centralization, and now is when we pay the price.

Some people are calling this communism, but its not. This is just what happens when you let the soulless free market run unchecked. Its ok to be angry, but don’t act surprised.

Secondly, why in gods name is the Republican Party allying themselves with these crazy tea party people. These people just scream ignorance. If this is their constituency base they need to find some new friends. Standing for Fiscal Conservatism is one thing, but this fox news radicalism is in no way good for the country.

Career VS Life (an attempt at understanding happiness)

A long time ago my father told me there are two types of people in this world.
Those who live to work, and those who work to live. Originally I took this to mean those people who love their job and those people who hate their job, but over the years this observation has taken on new meaning.

My parents have always been work to live people. Their jobs are something they do to support their lifestyles. It’s not that they hate their jobs, on the contrary. They both find their jobs to be challenging, rewarding, and sometimes its even fun. But work in their eyes is a means to an end. You are not your job, you are not your possessions, and all that really matters in life is the relationships you build with people.

Then there are the people who’s jobs take up so much of their life it becomes their life. Their personal lives and professional lives blend and overlap so much that its hard to discern business from life.

Now it seems to me that the secret to a happy life is having pride in oneself or ones work. This is where the two beliefs overlap. The people who work to live typically have pride in the work they do in their personal lives. Be it raising their children, being a good husband/wife, or volunteering. The people who work to live find the same sort of pride but in their day to day jobs.

More often than not whatever you find the most pride/satisfaction in is what you care about the most, and work hardest at. This leads to a dilemma of sorts. I’ve noticed that the people who live to work often have personal lives that suffer immensely from this lack of attention. Likewise those who place their family above all else typically will not find themselves in positions at the head of industry, the government sector or artistic circles.

So this issues seems to ultimately breaks down to the choice of Career Vs Life. Now I’ve been told by many people all that matters in life is the personal relationships you’ve developed. And on your death bed you won’t care about how much money you made, but how well you lived. This would lead most people to assume that working to live is the path to a happier more fulfilling life. It seems that this is more likely the path to happiness, but that is not to say that some careers can't bring about that kind of contentment and sense of satisfaction.

I think people look back on their life hoping to see that they made some kind lasting mark on the world. To see that they left some sort of sign that they were there, and are proud of what that is as it is. Because it is not only a sign of what they’ve accomplished it's a sign of their existence. For most people this ends up being their children and friends (relationships). Children act as a sort of way of passing on their beliefs and genes, and in a way their children are their legacy. But a career can also be as fulfilling. People in religious professions often find incredible amounts of pride/fulfillment in their work. Social advocates also often look back on their life and see their work as more important than themselves or their families. Even some artists see their work as a means of bringing about a better world. These people find that their work has meaning and value beyond themselves. For work to live people their legacy is often the ideas and change they brought to the world. There is a common trend in all of these examples. What appears to bring about the most happiness and personal satisfaction is providing for others. The old adage of its better to give than to receive is true. Ultimately what people hope for on their death bed is to be able to look back on their life and see that they left the world in a better place then when they got there. That they gave back more than they took.
So I think a career can be as fulfilling as ones personal life, but it seems that there are only a handful of professions that ultimately allow for that. Any profession where making money is the chief reason for its being often leaves one feeling hollow. Money acts as a temporary fix but doesn’t provide indefinitely. Money's only purpose is to support something greater.
In the argument of Career VS Life one must realize that it isn't a choice of one or the other. Extremes at either end will lead you to rune. You can’t have a great personal life without having a professional life to prop it up financially much the same way one can’t have an amazing career without the emotional support of some sort of personal life to keep one mentally stable and sound. So the question of Career VS Life isn’t really accurate. It’s not about choosing one and leaving the other because that just isn’t possible. It’s about maintaining a balance. True happiness doesn’t lie at either end of the spectrum but some where in the middle.